PRODUCTS [5/30/26]
An excerpt from a piece-in-progress "about products"
EVERYDAY I WAKE UP AND IT GOES LIKE THIS.
I REACH FOR THE PRODUCTS THAT HELP ME START MY DAY. NOTHING CAN HAPPEN UNTIL I TOUCH THESE PRODUCTS.
my morning remote my morning radio my morning percolator my morning toilet seat my morning light switch my morning lightt
I SAMPLE A SNOWFLAKE FROM MY LOVER’S PILLOW TO OBSERVE THE CHEMICAL COMPOSITION OF HIS DERMIC DREAMS. UNDER THE MICROSCOPE OF MY AFFECTION I SEE A CEMETERY OF GUMS AND SPONGES AND STABILIZERS.
my morning shower curtain my morning sealants my morning body lotion soap my morning face lotion with spf 60 my morning lip mask with spf 30 my morning mascara with spf 15 my morning nail polishh
THE SILICON WAFER IN MY MIRROR IS MORE PRECIOUS THAN SAPPHIRES OR OBVIOUSLY DIAMONDS. BECAUSE NOW WE CAN MAKE DIAMONDS IN THE AIR FRYER.
my morning water filter my morning aspirin my morning after pill my morning prenatal gummy my morning urn full of protein powder my morning ceramic finishh
EVERY FALSEHOOD IS FORGED FROM AN HONEST SENTIMENT: MISUNDERSTANDING. BUT IN THE MIST OF MISUNDERSTANDING LURKS A MALIGNANT INNOCENCE.
my morning toe sock my morning flip flop my morning shoe gluee
YESTERDAY HELD THE SHAPE OF A PRESSED PENNY FROM THE ZOO, OBLONG AND NON-FUNGIBLE; BEARING THE FACE OF A GIBBON OR BABOON OR ANOTHER MORE ENDANGERED IDEA. TODAY HOLDS THE COLORLESS GLOW OF PARAFFIN IN THE MINE. ADD 255 RED 204 GREEN 51 BLUE AND SCRIBBLE IN THE SUN.
my morning doormat my morning trash bags my morning button my morning tar I MEAN st. marks avenuee
EEVVEERRYYDDAAYY II WWAALLKK OOUUTT AANNDD IITT GGOOEESS LLIIKKEE TTHHIISS..
I REACH FOR THE PRODUCTS THAT HELP ME CONTINUE MY DAY. NOTHING CAN PROGRESS UNTIL I TOUCH THESE PRODUCTS.
my midday municipal services my midday metro I MEAN omny card my midday traffic light my midday bumper to midday bumperrr
THE SILICON WAFER IN MY MIRROR IS MORE PRECIOUS THAN SAPPHIRES OR OBVIOUSLY DIAMONDS. BECAUSE NOW WE CAN MAKE DIAMONDS IN THE AIR FRYER.
my midday headphones my midday sunglasses my midday reapplication of my morning lip balm with spf 15 my midday buttonnn
THE CEILING TASTES LIKE ASBESTOS BUT THE FALLOUT BUNKER SMELLS LIKE LAVENDER FIELDS. THERE ARE FOUR DRYERS IN THE FALLOUT SHELTER AND THIRTY SIX UNITS IN THE BUILDING. THAT IS O.11111111 DRYER PER HOUSEHOLD. EVERY NINE DAYS WE GET 1 DRYER.
my midday tennis court my midday switch into my midday tennis shoes my midday tennis racket my midday tennis ball my midday water bottle my midday single serving of nuts my midday tennis racket my midday tennis ballll
SUDDENLY THE DREAM COMES BACK TO ME. LAST NIGHT I DREAMT I COULD TRUST MY FATHER. HIS TRUST HELD THE SHAPE OF A PRIZE-WINNING ORCHID, A [PHRAGMIPEDIUM FRITZ SCHOMBURG]. THEN HE DIED. TODAY HOLDS THE COLORLESS GLOW OF PARAFFIN IN THE MIND. ADD 255 RED 153 GREEN 51 BLUE AND PULL OUT THE CARROT.
my midday AW FUCK my midday band aid box my midday absence of band aids in the band aid box my midday debit card my midday atm my midday transaction receipt my midday AW FUCK my midday tissue boxxx
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Writing is like making diamonds in the air fryer
Zoo Pennys forever